Tharold Simon’s draft weekend hasn’t gone as planned: the LSU cornerback expected to be selected in the 2013 NFL Draft was arrested in his hometown of Eunice, Louisiana Thursday night after an incident with a police officer. Per a police report, Simon allegedly refused to move his car for a police officer, turning his radio all the way up and telling [...]

Peyton Siva was a beast last night for Louisville Cardinals from start to finish.  He led the team this entire season and has been a model of excellence when it comes to true point guard play.  The first thing he did after becoming a national champion was thank God, his family, and his girlfriend in his post-game speech.   Porn star Jenna [...]

Redefining “quitting while you’re ahead”, Washington Nationals’ outfielder Bryce Harper hit home runs in each of his first two at bats of the season. After completing his second home run trot he walked straight into the locker room, quickly changed into street clothes, and drove off into the sunset. Nationals manager Davey Johnson said in a postgame press conference, “I [...]

Do you remember that dominate lefty from the Twins that seemed untouchable?  Well Liriano is now fat and injures himself while scaring his children. Johan Santana, however, had his surgery before my son was born and probably won’t play again until my son is playing little league.  The most recent news indicates that Johan will likely sit out the season [...]

In another classic “the Yankees are paying this guy what not to play?” moment, the juiced up under achieving “third basemen” is making more this year (which he won’t play a game) than the entire Houston Astros roster. A-rod is known for plowing an 80 year old Madonna, punching a ball out of Bronson Arroyo’s hand in the ALCS (by [...]

The one and only Rich Eisen aka the face of the NFL Network called into the podcast this week to promote his 40 yard dash, the “Run Rich Run” contest, what he thinks Chip Kelly’s new call sign should be, his work as a standup in the late 80′s and he has a HUGE announcement (he also makes a gem [...]

  Our footage of the the 2013 Wing Bowl (21) is up on Youtube!  Go to our Youtube page for more info:  http://www.youtube.com/comedyfoodsports We apologize for the delay, but we had about three hours of footage that we wanted to cut down to 5 minutes.  We are very confident that this was worth the wait! The amazing Shawn Caple of [...]

Will Ferrell dressed up as an usher for last night’s Lakers game and had a name tag that said “Ted Vagina”.  Apparently he kicked out Shaq or something like that.  Probably the funniest thing he’s done in about 8 or so years. That’s it. Good day!

A lovely Delco couple was just spending a typical Sunday night together of watching AFV and eating popcorn, but one-half of the couple was watching another type of not-so-funniest videos in his free time.  Matt White, a former star basketball player at Penn, went to bed that night while his lovely wife walked into the kitchen to stumble across a [...]

Since 2001 there have been 8 teams to win the Super Bowl. Starting with Ray Lewis each of these teams has had one distinct advantage, a possible murderer on the roster. What’s that you say? Prove it scientifically? Gladly! Follow me on a murderous Super Bowl ride and then drink the kool-aid! After reading this you to will be able [...]